Tape Delay Season pass

Hide scores and spoilers until you watch.

Works on the web page you run it on, in a desktop browser. It covers the words in your list and scorelines; phone apps need their own mute words (list below).

Free: the shield, the bookmark button and the mute words, plus 2 goes at the season tools. Then £4.00 once for the season pass.

List your teams and shows, set the time you'll sit down to watch, and Tape Delay covers scores and plot reveals on the page until then. Go outside. The game will wait.

Your list

Add character names too. Headlines often say "Mark" before they say "Severance".

Keep your list

Your list lives only in this browser. Export it to move it to another browser or keep a copy.

Sunday afternoon feed

  1. NFL Updates@nflupdates · 4h

    FINAL: Eagles 27, Cowboys 20. Three fourth-quarter touchdowns and a goal-line stand to finish it.

  2. Jo Allen@joallen · 3h

    Tomatoes finally ripe. Far too nice out to be indoors today.

  3. TV Talk@tvtalk · 3h

    That Severance finale. I can't believe Mark chose to stay on the severed floor. Thread below.

  4. Score Ticker@ticker · 2h

    Live: KC 14–10 BUF, 3rd quarter, 6:12 left.

  5. Fantasy Desk@ffdesk · 2h

    Huge day from the Philly receivers. 31.4 points and counting. Start them every week.

  6. Sam Ortiz@samortiz · 1h

    Anyone up for brunch next Sunday? Thinking the place on 5th.

  7. The Bear Fans@bearfans · 40m

    Carmy and Richie in episode 6 had me in tears. No spoilers but wow.

Tap "Try with sample" to run the shield over a bundled sample news page.

This feed and the sample page are made up for the demo. The same shield runs on web pages like Bluesky, X, Reddit, news and fantasy sites once you add the button below.

Take it to every site

Drag this button onto your bookmarks bar. On game day, open any site and tap it. Your list and watch time travel inside the button, so nothing is sent anywhere.

Tape Delay
On a phone

Bookmark this page, then edit the bookmark: replace its address with the copied code and rename it Tape Delay. On the site you want to clean, type "Tape Delay" in the address bar and pick the bookmark.

Change your list or watch time? Drag a fresh button. Each one remembers the list it was made with.

For the apps' own mute settings

Bluesky, X and Threads let you mute words. Paste these in for your phone apps.

Season pass

£4.00 once, for the whole season

  • Every name for your team. Pick a club and we add the nicknames, city and ticker codes headlines use: Eagles, Philly, PHI, Birds. All 32 NFL teams, the 20 clubs of the 2025-26 Premier League, plus Celtic and Rangers.
  • Always on. A userscript that runs by itself on every site, on your game days until your watch time, so you never forget to tap.
Buy season pass
Always-on shield

Install a free userscript manager (Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey), then open this file.

Free try: 2 goes at these. The season pass is £4.00, once.

FAQ

What does Tape Delay do?

It hides spoilers for the game or show you are recording to see later. You make a list of words, then drag a button to your bookmarks bar or use the userscript. It hides matching posts until your viewing time.

Is my data uploaded?

No. Your lists stay in this browser (localStorage) and the blocking runs inside the page you visit. THATCHED keeps an anonymous count of page views and free uses, and anonymous error reports. Payment is handled by Stripe when you choose to pay.

What does it cost, and what is free?

You can add two season tools for free. The season pass is £4.00 once and adds every name for your team (all 32 NFL teams, the 20 clubs of the 2025-26 Premier League, plus Celtic and Rangers) and the always-on userscript.

Can I get a refund?

Digital goods: access starts straight away, so the 14-day cancellation right ends once you start using it. If something is broken, email business@thatched.ai.

Which browsers and devices work?

Any recent desktop browser can use the bookmark button. Phone apps cannot run it, so use the mute words list in each app instead.

Does it log in to my Bluesky or X account?

No. Tape Delay never asks for a login and never changes anything on your accounts. It only covers text on the page in front of you, and you can copy the mute words into each app yourself.