Tape Delay Season pass

Watching it tonight? Find out tonight.

List your teams and shows, set the time you'll sit down to watch, and Tape Delay covers scores and plot reveals on any website until then. Go outside. The game will wait.

Your list

Add character names too. Headlines often say "Mark" before they say "Severance".

Sunday afternoon feed

  1. NFL Updates@nflupdates · 4h

    FINAL: Eagles 27, Cowboys 20. Three fourth-quarter touchdowns and a goal-line stand to finish it.

  2. Jo Allen@joallen · 3h

    Tomatoes finally ripe. Far too nice out to be indoors today.

  3. TV Talk@tvtalk · 3h

    That Severance finale. I can't believe Mark chose to stay on the severed floor. Thread below.

  4. Score Ticker@ticker · 2h

    Live: KC 14–10 BUF, 3rd quarter, 6:12 left.

  5. Fantasy Desk@ffdesk · 2h

    Huge day from the Philly receivers. 31.4 points and counting. Start them every week.

  6. Sam Ortiz@samortiz · 1h

    Anyone up for brunch next Sunday? Thinking the place on 5th.

  7. The Bear Fans@bearfans · 40m

    Carmy and Richie in episode 6 had me in tears. No spoilers but wow.

This is a pretend feed. The same shield runs on Bluesky, X, Reddit, news sites and fantasy apps once you add the button below.

Take it to every site

Drag this button onto your bookmarks bar. On game day, open any site and tap it. Your list and watch time travel inside the button, so nothing is sent anywhere.

Tape Delay
On a phone

Bookmark this page, then edit the bookmark: replace its address with the copied code and rename it Tape Delay. On the site you want to clean, type "Tape Delay" in the address bar and pick the bookmark.

Change your list or watch time? Drag a fresh button. Each one remembers the list it was made with.

For the apps' own mute settings

Bluesky, X and Threads let you mute words. Paste these in for your phone apps.

Season pass

£4.00 once, for the whole season

  • Every name for your team. Pick a club and we add the nicknames, city and ticker codes headlines use: Eagles, Philly, PHI, Birds. All 32 NFL teams and 22 UK clubs.
  • Always on. A userscript that runs by itself on every site, on your game days until your watch time, so you never forget to tap.
Buy season pass
Always-on shield

Install a free userscript manager (Tampermonkey or Violentmonkey), then open this file.

Free try: 2 goes at these. The season pass is £4.00, once.

FAQ

What does Tape Delay do?

It hides spoilers for the game or show you are recording to see later. You make a list of words, then drag a button to your bookmarks bar or use the userscript. It hides matching posts until your viewing time.

Is my data uploaded?

No. Your lists stay in this browser (localStorage) and the blocking runs inside the page you visit. The only thing we count is an anonymous page view and free-use count, and Stripe handles payment if you buy.

What does it cost, and what is free?

You can add two season tools for free. The season pass is £4.00 once and adds every name for your team, all 32 NFL teams and 22 UK clubs, and the always-on userscript.

Can I get a refund?

Digital goods: access starts straight away, so the 14-day cancellation right ends once you start using it. If something is broken, email business@thatched.ai.

Which browsers and devices work?

Any recent desktop browser can use the bookmark button. Phone apps cannot run it, so use the mute words list in each app instead.